50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

By Justin Racz

Tired of gazing your guy play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you are now not domestic? whilst he is taking you again to his position, does his mom solution the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious number of those painfully typical boyfriends, males we have now all had the misfortune to satisfy. there is Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is captivating; Goth man, who borrows your makeup; huge puppy proprietor, who wears his Python round the apartment. Rounding out the checklist are The Flaw Corrector, The comic (who's utilizing you for material), One place Peter (enough said), and Balding and sensitive approximately It. isn't really revenge candy? humorous, impossible to resist, and immediately relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the fitting Valentine's Day present. listed here are fifty boyfriends so undesirable you are going to toast to being unmarried.

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50 BOYFRIENDS WORSE THAN YOURS 50 BOYFRIENDS WORSE THAN YOURS Justin Racz BLOOMSBURY Copyright © 2006 by Justin Racz All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission from the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews. For information address Bloomsbury Publishing, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10010. Published by Bloomsbury Publishing, New York and London Distributed to the trade by Holtzbrinck Publishers All papers used by Bloomsbury Publishing are natural, recyclable products made from wood grown in well-managed forests.

Here he likes to show off his range of foreign accents. Free scoop of ice cream with your order of pie. He's not even a good waiter. And he spends all his extra money on teeth-whitening strips. 43. Under House Arrest Though he still claims his innocence, he is electronically leashed to his house for the next year. He's now running an illegal online poker ring. Bathrobe. "There's nothing to see in the theaters. M. curfew. After six months sitting at home watching the Food Channel, he's become quite the chef.

12. Wiener Mobile Driver He travels a lot for work. And it's hard to maintain a long distance relationship when you know he's spending every waking hour with a female co-worker inside a twenty-seven-foot motorized phallus. Something by Snoop Dogg. A hot dog. A hot dog. Free lunch and dinner when you're on the road with him. A wanderlust and a wienerlust, his love for pork, chicken, beef, and pork by-product overpowers his love for you. 13. Grew Up Gotti He claims he's half Gotti, half Jewish. But it's the Sicilian that comes out, mostly out of his undershirt.

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